It s Not Hansel and Gretel Hansel and Gretel will not listen to their storyteller For one thing who leaves a trail of bread crumbs lying around when there are people starving Not Hansel that s for sure And that sweet

  • Title: It's Not Hansel and Gretel
  • Author: Josh Funk
  • ISBN: 1503902943
  • Page: 128
  • Format: Hardcover
  • Hansel and Gretel will not listen to their storyteller For one thing, who leaves a trail of bread crumbs lying around, when there are people starving Not Hansel, that s for sure And that sweet old lady who lives in a house made of cookies and candy There s no way she s an evil witch As for Gretel, well, she s about to set the record straight after all, who says the st Hansel and Gretel will not listen to their storyteller For one thing, who leaves a trail of bread crumbs lying around, when there are people starving Not Hansel, that s for sure And that sweet old lady who lives in a house made of cookies and candy There s no way she s an evil witch As for Gretel, well, she s about to set the record straight after all, who says the story can t be called Gretel and Hansel It s time for these wacky siblings to take their fairy tale into their own hands So sit back and enjoy the gingerbread With laugh out loud dialogue and bold, playful art including hidden search and find fairy tale creatures , this Hansel and Gretel retelling will have kids giggling right up to the delicious ending Get A Copy Kindle Store StoresAudibleBarnes NobleWalmart eBooksApple BooksGoogle PlayAbebooksBook DepositoryIndigoAlibrisBetter World BooksIndieBoundLibraries Or buy for Hardcover, 40 pages Expected publication March 1st 2019 by Two Lions More Details ISBN 1503902943 ISBN13 9781503902947 Series It s Not a Fairy Tale 2 Other Editions 2 All Editions Add a New Edition Combine Less Detail edit details Win a Copy of This Book Its Not Hansel and Gretel by Josh Funk Author , Edwardian Taylor Author Illustrations Release date Mar 01, 2019 Hansel and Gretel will not listen to their storyteller For one thing, who leaves a trail of bread crumbs lying around, when there are people starving Hansel and Gretel will not listen to their storyteller For one thing, who leaves a trail of bread crumbs lying around, when there are people starving Not Hansel, that s for sure And that sweet old lady who lives in a house made of cookies and candy There s no way she s an evil witch As for Gretel, well, she s about to set the record straight after all, who says the story can t be called Gretel and Hansel It s time for these wacky siblings to take their fairy tale into their own hands So sit back and enjoy the gingerbread With laugh out loud dialogue and bold, playful art including hidden search and find fairy tale creatures , this Hansel and Gretel retelling will have kids giggling right up to the delicious ending Enter Giveaway Format Print book

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attitude The narrator of this, not so Hansel and Gretel, tale gets a bit frustrated with the changes being made to the story by the characters.This delightful remake has a lot of humor Young readers will enjoy the banter between the characters and the narrator Vividly colorful illustrations not only bring this story to life, but readers will see lots of recognizable objects and fairy tale characters too Parents and teachers can discuss being positive and ask listeners to make predictions on what they think will happen before turning the page flag 2 likesLike see review Jul 16, 2018 Michelle rated it it was amazing review of another edition Shelves school Didn t think it could get funnier than It s Not Jack and the Beanstalk but this did Absolutely hysterical I know students and kids all over including those trapped inside grown up bodies will love this book tremendously flag 1 likeLike see review Feb 01, 2019 Rebekah rated it it was ok review of another edition Struggle, conversation bubbles and text made the story choppyI love children s books, but I don t usually review them I strggled with this book What I liked This was a fun twist on a fairy tale Loved the unicorn spin and the ending Seems relevant to kids today I liked that the narrator was really the bad guy of the story I liked that the kids take responsibility in the story.What I didn t like I thought the conversation bubbles across the book made it a little hard to follow The Struggle, conversation bubbles and text made the story choppyI love children s books, but I don t usually review them I strggled with this book What I liked This was a fun twist on a fairy tale Loved the unicorn spin and the ending Seems relevant to kids today I liked that the narrator was really the bad guy of the story I liked that the kids take responsibility in the story.What I didn t like I thought the conversation bubbles across the book made it a little hard to follow The flow of the story felt really choppy I could see this being a hard book for younger kids to read and follow Overall, I think this could be a fun read aloud, but it was not my favorite reading it on the Kindle App It is not one I will add to my library.Happy reading flag Like see review Aug 10, 2018 Jennifer rated it it was amazing review of another edition Twisted tales are so much fun, and this new title by Josh Funk is sure to leave you laughing out loud It s Not Hansel and Gretel is the crazy story of Hansel and Greteloh, wait No it s NOT the story you once knew.Recommended for all ages Perform it with a group of friends as a Readers Theater piece for an even hilarious adventure in reading Pre order this now publishing date is February 1, 2019 flag Like see review Jan 27, 2019 Ricki rated it it was amazing review of another edition Shelves children s books Hooray for Josh Funk and his new masterpiece, It s Not Hansel and Gretel We read the first page, and my son immediately said, YAY It s like the Jack and the Beanstalk book This fairy tale retelling doesn t disappoint It was quite fun to read aloud, and it offers real flexibility for classroom use It s a great pick for teachers flag Like see review Feb 02, 2019 Rita Marcella rated it it was amazing review of another edition New take on a fairy taleThis version of Hansel and Gretel or Gretel and Hansel turns the whole story on its head while maintaining all the recognisable components The characters take over the story from a grumpy narrator Adults will enjoy sharing this version with young readers Gorgeously rich and interesting illustrations flag Like see review Jul 16, 2018 Jillian Heise rated it it was amazing review of another edition Shelves 2019 wsra picbook contender, 1 to add to the collection, pic books fractured tales, picture books to get, 2019 shortlist picbook So glad there are in this series of It s Not a Fairy Tale books from Josh Funk They are hilarious and entertaining, and this one is better than the first It s Not Jack and the Beanstalk Definitely better as a read aloud with multiple people to take on the various roles flag Like see review Feb 01, 2019 Mrs Krajewski rated it it was amazing review of another edition My kids say this one deserves a bonus star Another laugh out loud tale from Josh Funk We loved Gretel and Hansel, their hilarious banter, and also searching for all the different fairy tale characters A new favorite flag Like see review Jan 27, 2019 Amber Webb rated it it was amazing review of another edition The second in the It s Not fairy tale series was definitely a success Gretel and Hansel were feisty characters who know their way around the woods and a fairy tale Loved the shout out to allergies Highly recommend flag Like see review Jul 14, 2018 Julie Kirchner rated it it was amazing review of another edition Got a chance to listen to share this one with friends and it is HILARIOUS Do NOT miss this next installment from Josh Funk in his It s NOT fairytale series Humor and hilarity will ensue when you read this fantastic story flag Like see review Aug 05, 2018 Lesley Burnap rated it really liked it review of another edition Josh has another fractured fairy tale coming at you soon Love these meta stories that have you giggles at each page turn Educators, it would be fun to see what your students could do with their own fractured retellings flag Like see review Aug 22, 2018 Caitlin Zonder rated it it was amazing review of another edition SO GOOD It s Not Jack and the Beanstalk is one of my favorites and somehow I loved this book even If you enjoy fractured fairy tales, this is a must read The text and illustrations work perfectly together and each brings so much to the story This is laugh out loud funny flag Like see review Jul 09, 2018 Beth Parmer rated it it was amazing review of another edition Absolutely 100% laugh out loud hilarious Do NOT miss this one flag Like see review Feb 01, 2019 Regina Davis rated it it was amazing review of another edition a little spooky says my 5 year oldRead this as a bed time story for my child I so want to buy of these stories It made a great story flag Like see review Feb 01, 2019 james m mcgory rated it it was amazing review of another edition Funny This book was awesome, just awesome We all chuckled while reading out loud The drawings were colorful and well done no pun to the oven More please flag Like see review Feb 02, 2019 Brett Minor rated it it was amazing review of another edition Shelves childrens, humor I loved this book It dug out the plotholes and turned the whole story on its head Plus, Gretel is a take charge, don t take guff from anyone girl She is awesome flag Like see review Jul 29, 2018 Sara rated it it was amazing review of another edition Shelves 2018 reads Laugh out loud funny It s not often the sequel companion outshines its predecessor, but It s Not Hansel and Gretel definitely does flag Like see review Feb 01, 2019 Cherie Nef rated it really liked it review of another edition Darling Perfect for the entire library flag Like see review Sheri Sanderson rated it it was amazing Feb 01, 2019 Aug 26, 2018 Becky rated it it was amazing review of another edition Shelves humor, picture books Such a hilarious take on the original fairy tale I especially love the narrator the unique voice will make readers laugh out loud flag Like see review Melissa rated it it was amazing Jul 09, 2018 Kekoa rated it it was ok Feb 01, 2019 Feb 01, 2019 liz rated it it was amazing review of another edition Loved loved loved loved loved it We love un fairy tales This was great The humor was perfect The artwork was so fun The language level was spot on for keeping my daughter s attention.Anyone with a child or who is a child a heart will love this story flag Like see review Dylan Teut rated it liked it Aug 11, 2018 Judy Ripke rated it really liked it Oct 22, 2018 Michelle rated it it was amazing Feb 01, 2019 Mariah rated it really liked it Feb 01, 2019 S Taniguchi rated it liked it Feb 01, 2019 Angie Moore rated it it was amazing May 12, 2018 H rated it it was amazing Jan 26, 2019 previous 1 2 next new topicDiscuss This Book There are no discussion topics on this book yet Be the first to start one Share Recommend It Stats Recent Status Updates Genres Childrens 2 users Childrens Picture Books 2 users See top shelves About Josh Funk Josh Funk 241 followers Josh Funk writes silly stories and somehow tricks people into publishing them as books such as the Lady Pancake Sir French Toast series including The Case of the Stinky Stench and Mission Defrostable , How to Code a Sandcastle and the upcoming sequel How to Code a Rollercoaster , It s Not Jack and the Beanstalk, Dear Dragon, Albie Newton, Pirasaurs , Lost in the Library A Story of Patie Josh Funk writes silly stories and somehow tricks people into publishing them as books such as the Lady Pancake Sir French Toast series including The Case of the Stinky Stench and Mission Defrostable , How to Code a Sandcastle and the upcoming sequel How to Code a Rollercoaster , It s Not Jack and the Beanstalk, Dear Dragon, Albie Newton, Pirasaurs , Lost in the Library A Story of Patience and Fortitude in conjunction with the New York Public Library , and the forthcoming It s Not Hansel and Gretel, It s Not Little Red Riding Hood, and coming soon Since the fall of 2015, Josh has visited or virtually visited over 300 schools, classrooms, and libraries Josh is a board member of The Writers Loft in Sherborn, MA and was the co coordinator of the 2016 and 2017 New England Regional SCBWI Conferences Josh grew up in New England and studied Computer Science in school Today, he still lives in New England and when not writing Java code or Python scripts, he drinks Java coffee and writes manuscripts.Josh is terrible at writing bios, so please help fill in the blanks Josh enjoys _______ during ________ and has always loved __________ He has played ____________ since age __ and his biggest fear in life is being eaten by a __________.For information about Josh Funk, visit him at joshfunkbooks and on Twitter at joshfunkbooks Other books in the series Its Not a Fairy Tale 3 books

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      Josh Funk writes silly stories and somehow tricks people into publishing them as books such as the Lady Pancake Sir French Toast series including The Case of the Stinky Stench and Mission Defrostable , How to Code a Sandcastle and the upcoming sequel How to Code a Rollercoaster , It s Not Jack and the Beanstalk, Dear Dragon, Albie Newton, Pirasaurs , Lost in the Library A Story of Patie Josh Funk writes silly stories and somehow tricks people into publishing them as books such as the Lady Pancake Sir French Toast series including The Case of the Stinky Stench and Mission Defrostable , How to Code a Sandcastle and the upcoming sequel How to Code a Rollercoaster , It s Not Jack and the Beanstalk, Dear Dragon, Albie Newton, Pirasaurs , Lost in the Library A Story of Patience and Fortitude in conjunction with the New York Public Library , and the forthcoming It s Not Hansel and Gretel, It s Not Little Red Riding Hood, and coming soon Since the fall of 2015, Josh has visited or virtually visited over 300 schools, classrooms, and libraries Josh is a board member of The Writers Loft in Sherborn, MA and was the co coordinator of the 2016 and 2017 New England Regional SCBWI Conferences Josh grew up in New England and studied Computer Science in school Today, he still lives in New England and when not writing Java code or Python scripts, he drinks Java coffee and writes manuscripts.Josh is terrible at writing bios, so please help fill in the blanks Josh enjoys _______ during ________ and has always loved __________ He has played ____________ since age __ and his biggest fear in life is being eaten by a __________.For information about Josh Funk, visit him at joshfunkbooks and on Twitter at joshfunkbooks

    239 thoughts on “It's Not Hansel and Gretel”

    1. Just in case you don t know the story of Hansel and Gretel, this isn t it either The actual story is about a brother and sister who almost get eaten by a mean old witch This story has Hansel and Gretel doing something a bit different and all the while they maintain a very positive attitude The narrator of this, not so Hansel and Gretel, tale gets a bit frustrated with the changes being made to the story by the characters.This delightful remake has a lot of humor Young readers will enjoy the Just [...]


    2. Didn t think it could get funnier than It s Not Jack and the Beanstalk but this did Absolutely hysterical I know students and kids all over including those trapped inside grown up bodies will love this book tremendously.


    3. Struggle, conversation bubbles and text made the story choppyI love children s books, but I don t usually review them I strggled with this book What I liked This was a fun twist on a fairy tale Loved the unicorn spin and the ending Seems relevant to kids today I liked that the narrator was really the bad guy of the story I liked that the kids take responsibility in the story.What I didn t like I thought the conversation bubbles across the book made it a little hard to follow The Struggle, conver [...]


    4. Twisted tales are so much fun, and this new title by Josh Funk is sure to leave you laughing out loud It s Not Hansel and Gretel is the crazy story of Hansel and Greteloh, wait No it s NOT the story you once knew.Recommended for all ages Perform it with a group of friends as a Readers Theater piece for an even hilarious adventure in reading Pre order this now publishing date is February 1, 2019


    5. Hooray for Josh Funk and his new masterpiece, It s Not Hansel and Gretel We read the first page, and my son immediately said, YAY It s like the Jack and the Beanstalk book This fairy tale retelling doesn t disappoint It was quite fun to read aloud, and it offers real flexibility for classroom use It s a great pick for teachers


    6. New take on a fairy taleThis version of Hansel and Gretel or Gretel and Hansel turns the whole story on its head while maintaining all the recognisable components The characters take over the story from a grumpy narrator Adults will enjoy sharing this version with young readers Gorgeously rich and interesting illustrations.


    7. So glad there are in this series of It s Not a Fairy Tale books from Josh Funk They are hilarious and entertaining, and this one is better than the first It s Not Jack and the Beanstalk Definitely better as a read aloud with multiple people to take on the various roles.


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